Many of the challenges in making an ergonomic fluffy pony were already solved during the process of turning a horse into a lap animal.
Some consumers have taken to modifying the product to solve the remaining issues. This is of course discouraged, as it voids the warranty.
Hasbio is currently in final testing of a product which seeks to address the “falling” and “drowning” issues. These fluffies will have a cartilaginous leg structure, which will limit their mobility while still allowing for the affection and play behaviors which are viewed as an important part of the brand. Unlike the so called “pillow” fluffies offered by less then reputable dealers, an official Hasbio Fluffy Pony Pillow Pal will still be able to chase a ball or hug it’s owner. The new line will also include additional layers of fat, which will act as cushioning against falls. Improvements in the neural conditioning process and on-board OS have allowed us to increase the product’s bone density, making for an overall more durable biotoy. The end result is a fluffy pony that will last longer under normal operating parameters and which will be more comfortable for the end user.
"Hewwo nice mista. wiww you be fwuffy’s daddah?"
There’s a reason dwarves don’t use cavalry…
Dwarf cavalry 11pnts
Pony Rider M3 WS4 BS3 S3 T4 W1 I2 A1 Ld9
Veteran M3 WS 4 BS3 S3 T4 W1 I2 A2 Ld9
fluffy pony M4 WS2 BS1 S1T2 W1 I1 A1 Ld2
Unit Size: 5+
Unit Type: Cavalry
Equipment: Hand weapon and light armour.
Special rules: stupidity
May upgrade one rider to a veteran for 10 pnts
May upgrade one rider to a musician for 10 pnts
May upgrade one rider to a standard bearer for 10 pnts
May exchange hand weapon for a spear for 1 pnt per model
May take a shield for 1 pnt per model